Which member of SMAP are you?

25 April 2003, 16:03

Well, Andrew and Kathleen, once of Melbourne, now of Yokohama, have discovered the quiz I have been having wet dreams about – “Which member of SMAP are you?”. Now if you don’t know, or care, who SMAP is, then this aint gonna light your wick. If you do, it’s SMAPHeaven…

I admit slight trepidation when I did this quiz, fearing a Kimura Takuya result, but with a sigh of relief and echoes of “hallelujah” I came out as that cheeky monkey Shingo (aka “Shingo-Mama”). Sigh…. if only I had his arse and his taste in women’s cosmetics…

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