Bosoms

10 August 2005, 08:08

...have decided my headaches are due to exponentially expanding bosoms weighing me down and pulling me southward. Husband loves new rack but I’m beginning to feel like Busty Betty in a nurses uniform.

I went and bought a 14D from the Myer sales a month ago and have already grown over it. I dont’t mean to harp, but they’re frikkin’ massive and they weren’t a trifling size to begin with…

Only 24 weeks to go before I start churning out udder milk for real.

What the hell have we done?

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1. Can you post pictures!! :-)
   — Jeff    Aug 11, 08:36 AM    #
2. Just kidding.
   — Jeff    Aug 11, 08:37 AM    #
3. I’m nowhere close to breeding, but I worry about this booby problem when we do decide to start breeding. I have enough problems already and don’t need anymore attention come pregnancy time.
   — Sam    Aug 11, 08:43 AM    #
4. Jeff – haha. Think husband might have a word or ten to say about that (or on second thoughts….)
   
   Sam – sorry to be the harbinger of doom. It’s OK though, you just have to make sure you don’t poke an eye out when you jump into bed of an evening. Only a small occupational hazard…
   — Kinki    Aug 11, 11:41 AM    #