March 06, 2005

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day"

I don't often check my referrals log on this site, but really ought to do it more often...

According to Google, if you're looking for red-haired portugese (top listing!); poop & piss; obscured japan movie law, stand-up titties, first night fuckers; or if you hate Bribane (sic - the horror! a speeling mistayke) or want to get fucked for free, then this is the place to do it.

On my forage of dodgy referrers, however, I was most elated to come across SmellyPoop.com. The things you simply don't know about your own bun fudge!

Posted by Kinki at 06:40 AM | Comments (0)

March 05, 2005

Photo Friday "Obsession"

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An homage to Asian cine-horror

Kudos if you can guess what movie this image is taken from...

I think this is why I like the show "Lost" so much - reminds me of those creepy Japanese Horrors - Lord of the Flies meets Battle Royale with a bit of Kairo thrown in. Class entertainment.

Posted by Kinki at 07:35 AM | Comments (4)

March 03, 2005

Wednesday Morning Peak Hour

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This is our beloved (rental) suburb on a feisty peak-hour morning and by jimminy, wouldn't we love to buy here. Alas, even with the ridiculous hiking of interest rates, sellers are very mercenary in these parts. It's so depressing going to look at a place that is quoted at $A370K and it's a run-down dump where some poor old duck recently died (nothing to do with the cockroach manure and rat poison I'm sure).

We did bid at auction last week, where the place was quoted $400K+ (by law they have to quote within 10% of the actual value of the property or they get in t.r.o.u.b.l.e. unless you're John Roberts...) and the place was passed in at $410K - then we found out that the reserve was $A480K - what a frikkin' waste of time for everyone involved - if you want $480K for your place, surely you'd invite prospective buyers who are going to cough up something near that amount.

Am I fundamentally missing something?

Posted by Kinki at 05:42 PM | Comments (3)

March 01, 2005

Redundant Question

If you'd just had a baby, would you really tell your un-childed friends about a woman's eyes popping out of her sockets during labour?

Yes, so would I.

Posted by Kinki at 05:26 AM | Comments (4)