April 22, 2004
Spewin'
...well not exactly. Not yet anyway.
Those NSSOMBs (non-specific sons-of-motherlovin'-bitches) have dealt me an ear infection on top of the three bucketloads of mucus I've already got lurking in my lungs. Ergo, I've been given antibiotics, ergo I won't be able to go to town on pickling my liver come Saturday night's Sayonara Party.
The good news is that the antibiotics the (lovely) ENT gave me supposedly don't react with alcohol. But I need some support on the ground. Please help me justify my intake of a pissy couple of glasses of champers. I promise. Only a couple.
Just keep Pinku away from my drinks. Don't let her innocent prattling about knitting fool you.
Posted by Kinki at April 22, 2004 02:13 PM
I am innocent - remember just a sweet pink princess!!!!
I have actually given up drinking during the week (except for a couple of vodka/grapefruit juices...they don't count do they), so come Saturday watch out. I'll even buy you one kinkers!!
Sucks about the ear infection - hope you are feeling better soon.
It doesn't count if there's more grapefruit juice than vodka. It's what I've always lived by and just look at me (..........).
Ear infection shmection. It will probably do me good to only have a couple of drinks. Can't have all our buddies remembering me as the blotto blotch-meister staggering around the pub.
Even if that's the only "me" they've ever seen.
As a R.D. (Real Doctor) I can tell you that it's OK to have a couple drinks at the Sayonara Party. But no more than a couple (doubles count as two, you know).