"Whats that Smell?"

This summer has been insufferable. If I'd have known how piss-poor the local brands of 'deodorants' are, I'd have stashed 5 years worth from Oz - what I'd do for a Rexona roll-on right now... apparently the local ladies don't sweat, which would explain why they wander around looking quite lovely in their finely coiffed hair, spotless twin-sets and nylons in 36 degree heat. The men rarely look lovely (cross-seasonal), although they look more human, sweating like hogs in a sauna, god bless 'em...